Text // Siren

[Clara Oswald]

Clara to Siren
"Oh God. Shit shit shit. I'm stuck in a bar and these two guys look like they're about to jump me and...is there any way you can come save me?"

[Siren]

Siren to Clara
"Oh boy what did you do this time? I'll be over in a jiffy."

[Clara Oswald]

Clara to Siren

"My skirt is goddamn short. You'll understand when you see me. I swear, if Jonah had just turned up and kissed me they'd have backed off. But noooo he's too busy tonight. So I knew you could come and distract them with your hotness or something. I am also a teensy bit drunk, but that's irrelevant at this time."

[Siren]

Siren to Clara
"Ooooooh dear. hahaha. Okay, I'll come in something sexy and then beat all their asses. Be there soon!"

[Clara Oswald]

Clara to Siren

"Okies, see you soon! I need to keep texting, though. Cos they're inching closer and closer and I need to make sure they know I'm not interested. Don't seem to be working though."

[Siren]

Siren to Clara
If they try to say anything just tell them you're waiting for your girlfriend to get here and when they see how butch I am with my new haircut they'll hopefully back off and I won't have to pull out any scary weapons.

[Clara Oswald]

Clara to Siren

"I tried that. Now they're just saying it'd be hot to see me and this 'girlfriend of mine' kiss. Lovely. I'm going to try and just walk away. See how bad that works out."

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